If you've at least glanced at any source of news in the past 2 weeks, you should at least know that there's SOMETHING going on in Egypt.

Citizens of the ancient country have had enough with their tyrant leader, "President" Mubarak, and have taken action. This is getting me all fired up, because I'm a white man and the white man loves to start a ruckus.

I just wanted to give my support and admiration to the people of Egypt for finding the courage to stand up to a terrible leader. If a government isn't working, the people have to take charge. I hope that someday you all will stand next to me in the 2nd American Revolution, because I will be in the front row, tossin' Molotovs through the White House  windows.